(Full disclosure: This author has interviewed Brennan herself, and appears with her high school concert orchestra in the “I Believe I Can Fly” video.)

By the time that food was cooked, delivered to the White House, and put on display for photo ops, it had to be at least two hours at best. Yum. Cold fast food beef.

I hope this movie understands that strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from the mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t just expect to claim supreme executive power just because some watery tart…

I get it. Being a car dealer in Chicago can be rough this time of year. 

He’s continuing the proud family tradition of “Look, I didn’t actually see what you’re talking about...”

Even though I’m a huge Jodie Foster fan, I can tell you for sure that my brain wasn’t wired for Contact.

This is a helluva way to audition to be Trevor Bauer’s social media manager. 

Can’t get fired if you never get paid in the first place.

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

This is all just a marketing gimmick so they can bring back Pope Classic.

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

He actually died and coaching the Bucs is his enteral damnation. 

Fuck this is good. +1

Juliet: “What’s in a name? That which we call a Rose by any other name would smell as sweet...”

Not sure what’s baffling about it. It was a poorly made, lazy Rock biopic that played fast and loose with the band’s history to manufacture additional drama from a story that didn’t need it. I had some fun watching it, but it’s disposable trash that’s not remotely of awards consideration regardless of who directed it.

That’s what I say to the doubters who tell me that a large pizza isn’t a personal pizza.

“Whitewashed White Savior Symphony of Lies” is my least favorite Megadeth album 

O’Neal took it with him.  

/draws Venn Diagram

Wow, that’s pretty gross.