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In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

Nah, I bet these kids were raised by kangaroos, who are famously shitty animals.

we said to just pay the tickets, it’ll be fine

When did Cam Newton get married?

Coincidentally, Lonely Master was 2/3 of my high school nickname.

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

Fred Durst is a true renaissance man... meaning he’ll die of syphilis.

It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.

And The Spaghetti Incident? 

Oregon paper says Nurkic was also calling him “Westbrick”, which is utterly childish. And hilarious.

LeBron activates playoffs mode on NBA 2K19

Again, I’m not saying that CFA haven’t maligned/disdained/hated gays for the better part of 60 years, I’m just saying that that was not common knowledge among consumers in the 80's and that even if it had been it would have been given a general shrug from most, because a far, far larger percentage of our society…

I get where you’re coming from with this POV, but I’d like to remind you that there is no such thing as “pre-homophobia Chick Fil A (sic).” It was always there. They just weren’t as loud about it.

Zach Efron dating a “Bro” feels a little on the nose, no? 

I took ibuprofen for a few weeks and warm up and haven’t had a problem since.

I’m wearing mine to egg the houses of men who’ve hurt me. 

In NBC’s defense, they are putting all their effort in to Law & Order: SDNY.