They still have Tosh.0!!!
The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.
two things that don’t quite fit the main format, one hilarious and one sappy:
What in the Laura Ashley in Ivanka wearing?
The carpet should match the coach:
The Athletic’s “chief content officer,” Paul Fichtenbaum
Walk Hard is nothing short of a masterpiece.
Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You
30 Ellens agree!
Isn’t her program called The Ellen Show? If so they could replace her with another Ellen and nobody would know the difference!
The twist at the end is that the character who originally smelt it is in fact the one who dealt it.
it doesn’t stink!
In order to capitalize on this trend of horror films revolving around being utterly silent, or covering one’s eyes to survive, I would like to announce my new horror film, a world where only those without their olfactory sense are safe from being driven mad by a mysterious odor that permeates the world. I call it…
I assume Nicki used #ArnoldPalmer because this story is only half tea.
I’ve got a box of diarrhea with Comedy Central’s name on it.
Comedy Central is Mort Crim’s Chump of the Week
[extremely Gil Scott-Heron voice]
Meanwhile a woman is being held in Rikers without bail because she sat on the floor in a public office.
I bet he ghosted her.