Uh huh.

Man, whoever takes over in Chicago is really going to have to take the flower by the thorns.

Anthony Mason.  Man, that guy could rebound like a mother fucker.  Good to see him still doing so well.

BLACK WIDOW: Thanos did exactly what he said he was going to do. He wiped out 50 % of all living creatures.

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

Telling an NFL DE he’s a bitch when hiding behind nothing but pinstripes seems like a ...bad call.

My mom used to yell, “If you make it, we’ll go to McDonald’s!”

May Bendall and Jezspin both last forevs.

My best movie of the year is the first two acts of Strange Brew, which is my best movie every year.

I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

“Daddy, no!”

Please learn how I made $$$thousands from home with this one EASY trick!!! http://www.latlmes.com/arts/return-of-the-golden-age-of-comics-1

Brett did always have a knack for helping out the wrong team.

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

I’ve heard they’re working on a fourth version of sambo but I’d rather wait for sambo number 5.

At least he managed to avoid talking about pumping gas

I still remember that their one hit song where they ask “Do you mind if I stroke you up?” and R. Kelly sings the refrain “I don’t mind!” Except now we know he did mind cos he probably felt they were over the hill ...

“Wistful and philosophical and clearly in pain.”

I can’t take it any more!