Update (6:42 p.m. ET): A reader tipped us off to an extremely NSFW porn tweet from the Oilers. It is an ass with something in it. Coincidentally, the tweet references a prospect named Tyler Bunz.

I still adore Donnie Darko, including even the scene that plays over Gary Jules’ version of ‘Mad World’, but do you know which scene works even better? The school sequence that the original Tears for Fears’ recording of ‘Head Over Heels’ plays in time to.

“alcoholism, addiction, and drug abuse are no laughing matter”

Excellent read. Loved it and have recommended it to many!

Best part is the threat to show up at the pahk with the original bannah if the red sox try to use a “duplicate” of their own banner.

GWAR got robbed. Again.

“I feel great about it,” Brand told reporters. “For the first time since high school, I’m not undersized for my position.”

I read The Ghost Map several years ago and I’ve been devouring medical histories ever since. It’s so approachable, and honestly not that gross compared to a lot of other medical histories. 

Clay Travis looks like the guy who thinks Tucker Max really speaks to him as a person.

Clay Travis looks like the guy who thought Hangover 3 was funny and needed to be made to finish the trilogy.

I was at the House of Pain/Rage Against The Machine show that Everlast talks about in the article, and it was a blast. Members of both bands doing stage dives during one another’s set, Everlast rhyming with Zach de la Rocha for a few songs, all kinds of fun stuff. It was right when all that stuff was getting big, and…

When the Vikings get eliminated from the playoffs again, can you print that phrase on a polo shirt and make Drew wear it every day until the next season starts?

BATMAN: “You don’t want no part of this shit.”

That’s a legit samurai sword from a shop in the mall.

but imagine being so despised by your players that they believe there were conspiratorial motivations behind your mistake

THE WRONG SUBGENRE DIED

I don’t know if he’s a time traveler, but he can eat a peach for hours. 

Still, better than Salo: A Star Wars Story.

You all, every Bothan

As someone from LA, this skit has always held a special place in my heart. The directions bit kills me every time because I know exactly what they’re saying.