YARP ON HOT FUZZ

More proof that mint chocolate is disgusting.

You know, I’m on-board with Preacher. I’m not under the illusion that it’s genuinely high-quality television, and episodes are more a collection of moments than coherent stories, but I mostly like the moments, so I’m down with it.

In what fucking reality is Zazie Beetz not beautiful?

Not always.......

A guy who gets replaced by himself—or rather, a better version of himself

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

Hire James Gunn’s non-union Mexican equivalent: Diego Pistolaa

Bamboozled’s one of those movies, or pieces of art in general, where whatever you may say or think about it, you can’t ignore it. It’s so weird, audacious, and confrontational that even if you hate it, you have to engage with it—you can’t just dismiss it. The applause sign practically attacking the silent crowd at the…

I should have known

Why do you hate our troupes?

This is going in Elon Musk’s personal aquarium, thus completing his transformation from beloved, can-do entrepreneur to Bond villain.

We want O’Neal! Bring us O’Neal!

I’d actually like to see that. They’d have the money to restore the AVC to its halcyon days. We could get Disqus back. All of the beloved OG commentariate could return. Tributaries of “Of cock” and “Dawes” jokes would flow into a mighty river of Simpsons quotes. They could rehire O’Neal and he could ironically wear…

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

This is like going to a circle jerk to prove you’re good at masturbating. 

Get a load of this guy!

Listen, when you work for the Mariners, you have to expect a little seamen. 

“Vaginoid Orifice” is the name of my prog rock band.

An NFL owner that does something [record scratch] good?