Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition

You guessed it...

Dana White cheats at Words with Friends.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

Dana White is D.B. Cooper.

Dana White designed Elon Musk’s submarine

That joke feels old. Like it’s been around since Holland, 1945.

Milk + hotel

Looks like he’s in the middle of tracking down nuts and seeds for the long winter ahead...

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

But we’re glad to see those of you still around are still around.

Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

Middle act...you guessed it....PWR BTTM.

Port 443. the Man