That’s exactly the right question, Modusoperandi. I have a piece going up tomorrow morning talking about this whole mess in greater detail.

“Twenty appointees...that’s nine and eleven!”

They don’t show up here because they’re not as entertaining as the vitriolic ones, but we do also get lots of helpful tips and kind compliments and smart rebuttals and thoughtful responses from readers. They outnumber the hate-mail stuff by a lot. Overwhelmingly, our readers are both smart and decent and their emails…

BALROG: “Did you see a sign out front of this mine that says “Dead wizard storage”?”

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

Hiding in plain sight is exactly why the Mafia continues to sponsor Jersey City’s International Rolled-up Oriental Rug Festival to this day.

So you’re saying the Steelers forced their will on him, then Ben changed his tune. I guess it’s safe to say he’s just in it for the money, and his original statement is completely invalid.

TIMELINESS IS REQUIRED IN MY LINE OF WORK.

It takes a real professional to file a dispatch after being guillotined, though.

JAMES GARNER WOULD LIKE A WORD.

Blunt Guts is the name of my Phish cover band.

I saw a little documentary about an archaeologist in the 1930s who stumbled on a Nazi plot to find ancient magical relics.  Was real good stuff.  

It should be a movie about Statham chasing the Rock all around the world and trying to convert him to Presbyterianism. They can call it Calvin and Hobbes.

They should go after the duo of DIK and ASS next, as there is no way two people could have that many high scores all across the country without cheating.

Jon Daly is one of the most underappreciated figures in comedy.

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

I keep harping on this, (stick to sprots!) but Boomers are (and have been) the greatest threat to America as the founders saw it, and have been since they were given the right to vote in 1970. They were given everything, grew up during the most prosperous time in american history, and promptly fucked every coming…

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

Man, I havent been in this much disagreement with a review in a while. I thought this was the best episode so far of the season. I think Atlanta can sometimes over-reach and go too broad, but by just focusing on something small and expanding it to ridiculous proportions, it felt specific and unforced in a way that…

Hi Jinni, this is a little late but I’d like to give you some background on our banning process to hopefully elucidate how these things happen. When a comment is flagged, it goes into this massive flagged comment queue that often amasses 100+ comments a day—some legit and others flagged with the purpose of making it…