What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

Can we have a lentil sympathy for Damon Jones here?

Make the first round “White elephant gift exchange” rules.
Each team can draft or “steal” a previously drafted player. Players can be “stolen” two times and then are locked into the team who steals them last.

It’s like the glasses are a fucking lie.

Maybe if, as a teacher, you shot them, it would help.

I was 100% going to see it beforehand and I’m 90%+ not going to see it now. I’d call that swayed. And no, the fact that I responded to your comment doesn’t mean that I thought it was groundbreaking. It means I thought that it was appallingly uninteresting to the point where someone needed to tell you. Glad I could…

Down it all in the store, then hide the empty box in the electronics section, like I always do.

“Sabotage” starts, Elvis Costello cuts in, says “I’m sorry, ladies and gentlemen, there’s no reason to do this song here,” and we continue the trailer - but with the Cantina music.

It’s all about family.....................

When you run into your 8th grade algebra crush at the bank.

Rigged! Of course it’s rigged. But finally Julio wanted his day in the sun, so he cashed in on all the favors he gave to Billy, particularly letting him win all these years.

Played a round of golf in the foursome behind Russell a few years ago, at a muni course in Seattle. Dude could not be more likable. We were backed up a lot, so my group would wait for his to tee off, happened a few times. He bought gatorade or water from the cart girl, and I asked her after they zoomed off in their…

Anything is possible.

It seems like 1997 Week comes earlier every year.

Can we hold off on a final judgment until Corey, Danny, and Crispin offer their thoughts?

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

...typically reserved for... love songs to Drew Barrymore...

Teasing it as an explanation for the original Cloverfield suggests there’s a bigger reveal to come.