...he dismissed the idea of a Vegas residency as “planning your retirement.”

I am willing to start a fund to pay someone to follow this woman everywhere she goes to constantly boo the shit out of her.

Sources say it was this moment, when Haley randomly pointed to the crowd and asked “Hey, isn’t that one of the women who have accused you of something?,” as the breaking point.

VR has finally hit it’s true potential, immersing the viewer in the intricacies of government bureaucracy.

Then he murdered that family and wore their skins for a week in an attempt to impersonate them at the post office.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

Forget it Xanderpuss, it’s Kinjatown.

If someone asked me if I wanted to attend a Kid Rock show, they would hear the Greatest No on Earth.

“Malik Jackson on Blake Bortles: ‘He’s a dog’”

“Easily one of the top ten swamp cities in Northeast Florida”

Maximum Derek

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

He’s got the yips. It’s 100% mental. He gets convinced in his own mind that his shot no longer works, so he starts trying new things, tweaking stuff. Before you know it, he’s all sorts of fucked up. I only hope he straightens himself out.

I haven’t seen anything get under LeBron’s skin like that since a hair plug.

The conspiracy is real.

Agreed. the last thing I need to see is more of me, how I look in real life, on a 50-foot screen.

Probably the right call. It seems like it would be fun to see who they cast as yourself and your friends/enemies. I just watched Molly’s Game last night and apparently she specifically asked for Jessica Chastain to play her. I’d probably end up with Jackie Earle Haley or Samm Levine or something.

Yeah, but she just melted it down to make a bullet to kill a werewolf.

I don’t know what you’re accusing him of, but I for one will never believe that Mark Davis is a guy who would allow any corners to be cut.