Look, that’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

I’ve got a tattoo on my arm inspired by Drake. It says “THIRSTY”

News Channel Makes Avoidable Error. Warning: Graphic.

I don’t think I’ve spent as much time, total, on anything in my life as Gerald Green must have on getting the Rockets logo braided into his hair.

I’m so happy for Mindy St. Clair!

At this point I’m less interested in why the Zs keep shoving their family issues down the public’s throat, than I am in wondering why the public acts like this is something worth consuming. I cheated on my girl once, she didn’t make a music video over it. She just wrote very negatively about me on Facebook and had her…

nice trophies

“Trump received what appeared to be Thousand Island dressing during the salad course”

Twitter sucks extremely hard, but it’s nearly impossible to overstate the corrosive effect Facebook is having on public life, all the time, all around us.

He is skinny and he walks sideways so no one can see him.

I would add that there is absolutely no attempt to grapple with the actual, functional policies that are messing these people’s lives up. You would think that given how celebrated articles like Ta-Nehisi Coates’ article on redlining or reparations was, you might see attempts to imitate it rather than simply dutifully…

Viewers are advised that what they are viewing is a spectacle and is not real and that the train will not, in fact, come out of the movie screen and run over them.

How dare you disgrace the good name of proud military hero Richard “Boner” Stabon.

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

DDS actually.

You guys, don’t blame Apple for making those ill-advised statements. Clearly his internal processor was slowed down by forces outside his control.

I would have said Twin Peaks.

How is Nathan For You not on this list? It was probably the best season of this incredible show.

23. Nick the bartender