Sorry Browns, every Rosen has its thorns.

good goddamn if she’s still absolutely gorgeous though.

Hey Duncan Hines, why don’t you read this and learn how to make some real brownies:

Hey Eric Clapton, let me show you what a real guitarist sounds like...

Who are these aggressively unfunny nobodies from Twitter

Cuz it’s fucking hilarious, that’s why! Sealab 2021 is a gem and the theme song is my favorite.

I guess we should be grateful it’s not “Gary’s Got A Boner.”

The film’s working title is “Black Diamond,” according to an exclusive report from Fantha Tracks. Start wildly speculating about something that will likely mean very little in the long run in the comments.

I prefer Swyft.

Guys, I gotta go. Can someone call me a Swuber?

That’s already available. Seriously, Swoogle it.

I’m waiting for her dating app, Swinder.

In fairness to Zinke, that’s not a skill he’ll need in 10-12 years, when there are no more rivers.

I can’t believe they would do this to a fellow cop.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

Is there a sign on my garage that says “Dead Klingon Storage”?

Also found in the Pennysaver. It looks like the victims are trying to recoup their losses

We are all worse off for Kate leaving. But we were all better off while she was here! It’s like the tax bill, in that today we’re billionaires but tomorrow we become low wage-earners without health care coverage. And also no longer co-workers with Kate Dries.

This passing, though sad, was not a surprise surprise surprise.