Yes! Radiohead doing “The National Anthem” and “Idioteque” on SNL is the correct answer. Thom is absolutely feral here and the entire thing is just incredible:

Tom Benson: new phone who dat?

Group text:

The internet was a mistake

Re: The Shining.

This is my favorite youtube video of all time. Praise be.

Is that the Weird Science sequel? Cause it’s pretty weird.

It’s not called show considerateness. It’s called show business.

On the most depressing nights (Gawker RIP, the election) John let us smoke in the office.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.

Looks to me like he got his gross opinions thoroughly repudiated by 30 other people, which is kind of how this thing is supposed to work. At this point, seeing him repeatedly told how and why he’s wrong and just how many people think he’s an asshole is more useful as a deterrent than just deleting the thread.

In the…

Let the motherfucker burn.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Yeah, I’ve met a lot of teenagers, and I never met one who went out of his way to write an editorial trying to prove Hispanics are dumb. That’s not some teenager shit. That’s some this asshole shit.

His wife, but mainly because she shudders every time she hears his name and the word “fucking” in the same sentence

El P and Divine Styler are the best post-apocalyptic-sounding sci-fi hip hop producers out there. Divine’s Def Mask LP a couple years ago was a mind fuck. It was also consciously modeled on Blade Runner; the artwork as well as the subject matter. There’s even a song called “Voight Kampff”.