Warren Moon was an absolute stud in college at Washington and had to play in the CFL for five years before getting a chance in the NFL. Doug Williams was the lowest paid QB in the league with Tampa Bay and after coming back from the NFL was MVP of the Super Bowl, throwing for 4 TD’s in one QUARTER. Hell, Al Bundy…

Kaur is, in industry parlance, a hack. And while most of us who write for a living believe ourselves to be hacks, at least most of us don’t run around saying the ultimate goal of our work is to be blown up to poster size.

This sounds like it was written by someone who got all their info about tinder from my mom.

So, since a lot of people seem to have forgotten, Mark Regnerus is a Catholic fundamentalist asshole who published a “study” that purported to prove definitively that gay people were not good parents. It was a trash study, and did a lot of damage because at the time it gave anti-gay-marriage advocates an excuse to…

<sadly shelves half-written allegorical screenplay in which wounded deer pilots giant ocean liner into iceberg while zeppelin explodes overhead>

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Hey! That’s not true! You forgot numb resignation! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to combat both of these emotions the old-fashioned way: whiskey

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

Good thing I’ve been hoarding bottlecaps just in case...

We desperately need an earnest beauty tutorial on this exciting new look, Jezebel.

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

@ArielWray

Yeah you’re about the only person who feels that way. It was brilliant.

i honestly and truly can picture neither of them running.

The secret is rubbing the punk with pepper and searing each side before placing it in the oven.

I met her at a book signing in like 2007 and when I told her my name she said, “You’re shittin’ me,” and asked to see my driver’s license. (It was admittedly weird of me to ask her to make it out to my full name.)

I don’t care if it was obvious or not, but I can’t remember the last time I was so completely blindsided (gobsmacked?) by a season finale. Really, just extraordinary work from Schur.