They couldn’t get Stacey Dash and Juan Williams to do it?

Well, Wiseau originates from a far distant land called the Uncanny Valley

Remember when the Fast and Furious movies were about the art?

This shit right here is so fucking stupid. If you think racism is dead, police across the country do a fantastic job and definitely don’t target people, or that voter suppression is an issue we still face today, then you’re a white supremacist. Not because you necessarily believe the white race is superior, but…

Cruz is such a pious Christian man-type thing, how could he ever be tempted into viewing such sinful material? Clearly the Devil is an expert in hacksmenship and broke into Ted’s twitter account and “liked” that dirty, dirty post.

If I may join the party...

Threw this one together last night.

A movie called “The Irishman” starring De Niro, Pacino, Cannavale, Pesci, Romano and directed by Scorcese? This is the most outrageous case of false advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’.

Let’s not forget that the First Lady also stopped online bullying.

That episode is going to start like this...

Ceilings. The images of this show feature more ceilings than usual. You can come up with all sorts of metaphorical meanings (oppressive society, mental illness, etc). So many great shots.

Always saw it as a visualization of the character’s lack of control in the story, and more abstractly, how the machinations of society make individuals increasingly irrelevant.

Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?

Does that make Ben Carson Buffalo Butt?

Considering that the Indians and the Cavs have had so much success in the past couple of years, the answer to your question is a resounding “yes”. They need to remember how bad their city really is, and the Browns are just the institution to do that.

YES! Another guy all the basic chicks can say is their “boyfriend.” We needed one more of those guys. It was dark times there for a while.