YES! Another guy all the basic chicks can say is their “boyfriend.” We needed one more of those guys. It was dark times there for a while.

Yeah, and for some odd reason, this hurricane is simply resisting the existence of prayer’s power.

“Don’t let the contract stand in the way,” Cowher added. “If you play, you will get paid ... Colin, prove me wrong.”

I used to think that this was the creepiest ice cream commercial, but it has been surpassed.

Every other site, even The Root, which is new, seems to have pretty robust communities. You guys will figure it out.

They said fistfuls of oxycontin would kill him, but he proved that’s a liberal scam too!

I saw this movie three times. Alone. In the theater. I should register somewhere.

IRMER GERD

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?

It’s almost like 9/11 is a character in the movie.

not to mention the accompanying AmaBros that will inhabit your city

Jesus. They’ve already ruined Seattle, and South Lake Union in particular. The idea of them doing the same to another city is terrifying

“benefits of public cooperation”

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

This Jack Handy Deep Thoughts quotation has nothing to do with the movie, but I just love and want to share it, esp. with you, Goddess, since you are often the author of ironic understatement:

Hey have you ever heard of 2001 a Space Odyssey?!? It’s really neat!!