Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

I like when conservatives tell me about all those far left communist anarchists.

Really? Communist and anarchist, huh?

Ah, I see you’ve managed to kill Littlefinger, but what about his other four accents?

This, umm, highlight (?), combined with those stupid uniforms, is why I spent the weekend unable to tell the difference between MLB highlights and Little League World Series highlights…

Or wear it even!

I’m so out of touch with what’s popular for the MTV crowd. I haven’t even heard of this Politics band!

The losers: People like me who watched it!

Pulled pork? It’s good. I like it. I had a lot when I lived there, but I’d take brisket smoked with hickory or mesquite any day of the week.

Dallas is everything people hate about Texas wrapped into one shitty bundle.

Arthur Lee & Love with their beautiful ballad “Doggone”.

Texas, someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets...oh.....that was sooner than I thought.

“You fuck with one McGloin, you fuck with all of us.”

That chorus is...not what I was expecting.

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

Typical LA. Now the Chargers will hire a young trophy equipment manager.

Or, or, the Spanos family is a bunch of broke-ass dirtbags who implored the citizenry of San Diego for loyalty but never ever showed the same to anyone, unless it was their crooked team doctor, who must have been a good source of scripts for them, that they hung on to him for so many years after he was shown to be a…

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Perfect.

Cows don’t look like cows on film. You have to paint a horse.