Big fans of Wet Hot American Summer, I see.

dog hello

All that ink seems a bit much

An absolute legend. Rest in Power, my man.

Craft Thread!

Definitely. I think the sign that resonated most was “Flint needs clean water.” That person was saying it’s more important to look at the bigger picture of inequality than trying to prove a who’s-less-racist point

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

Tragic. Take away sports and kids will grow up to be useless unproductive bums who lay on their couch all day commenting on Deadspin waiting for their Dominos to arrive.

Pitfalls Elsewhere

Well, in a sort of reverse Paul Newman paraphrase... if all you have at home is hamburger, you’re gonna go out looking for some steak when you’re on the road. What better place than Sizzler.

I’d definitely like to buy Juror 59 a beer.

truth Chuck!

Are you wearing pants when you call?

I guess they could be melted down into dumpsters.

Haven’t seen LeBron dunk on somebody that ferociously since he ended Jason Terry’s whole existence.

Pound-for-pound, Daredevil is the greatest fighter that ever lived!

I wish what you were saying were actually the case! However, being married for 8 years has taught me otherwise. Over the years I have had other people relentlessly pester me to be “married” just like them. I am constantly asked why I don’t have children/a bigger house in the suburbs/why I still occasionally travel…

Goddamn I hope an earthquake swallows that arena on 8/26.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

see - 25 should be: getting hit by a plane