If you look closely you can see her lawyer Rusty Shackleford sitting to her right.   

Well, he IS delicious.

Luanne Platter (KotH)

question to potential jury:

They live their lives a quarter of a parsec at a time...

They should have named the planet Vin-Walker.

Of course but stealth nukes and rods from god are even farther away from reality than a missile shield.

How does this happen? 

You seem pretty high too.

Racism, mostly.

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

I rinse my hands of this comment

Nah, it’s a blimp.

So basically Rovell is trying to pin this all on Kap.

That’s some damn good trauma. But imagine if you were this kid:

Me 6 days ago: http://deadspin.com/1797141765

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

Fathers be good to your ballers

Tamba Hali was just a nightmare for this former San Diego Chargers fan. But now with that franchise dead, I’m kind of sympathetic to this gutty veteran.