“But does he want to hold the president’s HAND?”

I had a few thoughts about this but ultimately, my overriding feeling is that he won’t make much of a difference on a good team.

but

I’ve said this before and I know it wouldn’t ever happen for all sorts of reasons, but an AHS series based on Chuck Palahniuk’s “Haunted” would be incredible. There is a perfect story and character for everyone in the AHS ensemble.

Asked about Allen’s pronunciation of Cousins’ first name, a team spokesman said it sounded that way because of the Redskins president’s accent.

let’s start a website

Probably Holland, 1945, which explains why I’ve never been good at sports.

I was SO excited to put down an awful lot of money on Mayweather. Free money, right? And then a friend went to Vegas and asked me how much I wanted on him, and I sat down and thought, and asked myself, do I really want to wager thousands of dollars that boxing isn’t fixed? Turns out I do not.

Ah man, when Harry shows up at the end of It’s a Wonderful Life. The look on George’s face. I cry every time!

My reaction to the...amazing...Don Jr. news today can be summed up with this:

Wait, if Bamba’s mom gets shot at the end of all this, I’m going to be very upset.

See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.

Better luck next yeareaux

Frightened people part with their money faster than anyone

I don’t care what anybody thinks, I love this show and can’t wait for this season to finally start.

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

“Yeah, photo filters. That’s what happened to me too.”
-LeBron James