The villain of the Justice League movie is Zack Snyder

Right, and her complaint is about people talking about her family in ways she doesn’t like. Sorry, that’s what happens when you’re born into the aristocracy.

“Wow, look at that coast.”

This one’s for you, Bob W.

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I for one can’t wait to take my 40 year old out of shape ass to the club tonight to try this. I can’t think of anything that can go wrong. This is gonna be my best night since I learned how to Dougie. Look out ladies, here I come.

He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?

Sounds like y’all are saying that Drake’s got enemies, got a lot of enemies. That he’s got a lot of people trying to drain him of his energy.

Durant needs to do all he can to fix the timeline and come to Portland.

Creepy. I work in the building across the street from Anthropologie. You can actually see it in that picture.

I personally hate the store, but I hate most of what’s in The Pearl. It’s pretty much what sucks the most about Portland. That and The Decemberists.

Carolina style pulled pork with Hawaiian slider rolls and slaw.

If there’s anything Simmons is capable of, it’s trying the same thing over and over again until he gets the response he’s looking for.

If you dig back further, you’ll find Schlereth tell Thenextking83, “There’s a reason God didn’t call it the Bering Homosexual.”

Dubai is seriously exactly what would have happened if someone had given 13 year old me and my friends unlimited money and a big patch of empty land.

“Let drive Ferraris everywhere and make super tall buildings and make our own islands and air conditioned beaches and give firefighters jetpacks!”

“Yeah, and no girls…

Don’t you have a rebooted TV show you should be working on, Joel?