First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

“Alcoholism is a disease. But it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you are an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn’t sound right.”

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

Since I became president of FIFA, we have made FIFA a big commercial company.

This never would have happened to Maadult Cleaves.

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

Cary Grant would party so hard in his grey flannel suit at South by Southwest.

Here are pictures of Roy Hibbert before, and then directly after he gets slapped.

Hard hitting journalism, gawker.

The explanation’s easy, if unsatisfying

When this goes to trial, this will be one confused judge.

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Apple

Nothing stopping him from running for president now

Yeah, it’s 510-300-xxx, but I’m guessing it won’t work because I am in the hills in a place with very bad service, but please feel free to try!

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

“Was it Sting?”

I’d be pretty impressed seeing Wayne’s hair implants for the first time too.