A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

He didn’t die; he was just called back to Lovetron.

hundreds, due to fake accounts using abc@abc.com email address

Shoutout to the three readers who flagged this comment as offensive.

Brother, I have been publishing that piece in serial form for months.

I’m going to miss LA’s cameos on Portlandia.

Obligatory.

WAIT! I once met Soledad O'Brien whilst high. She was speaking at the college that I WORKED at. Worked at. Anyhoo - I used to supervise the student callers at night that hit you up for money. Can't do that sober, no sireee.

OK FINE here are some recent incidents: