My interpretation: You're gonna get jerked off watching this.

Yeah. We just have to wait until they reverse engineer the alien battery technology they have hidden... like they did with LED lights.

yeah. She's talking about people like me who get stuff like this:

Memento is also a unreliable narrator movie right? and maybe Aporia moments too?

Still cool! I would buy it!

This sounds so cool...

Uh no.... too easy to pun as Window Pains.

Reason why: we're old because that came out about 19 years ago.

I could not stop laughing while reading this article. Excellent!

Sam - black out Facebook profile names?

Where are the werewovles?

I like this one much better that Gizmodo reviewed awhile back.

I wonder if any are good tasting.

It's not protecting from viruses, it's protecting from "virus noises". Big difference because, you know viruses are really noisy. Good thing we have these cables to keep us at peace.

How about this? Free! with any purchase of loaf of bread. Only $.99!

Yeah. I look forward to these recaps more than the show.

Wow. That will hold a lot of Swatches.

Weren't you a little worried posing as a potential buyer on this? That would freak me out.

"...the entire front of their throat rolls out of their mouth."

For a vacuum, that doesn't suck.