To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

JJ Watt would play twice a week but first he has to work on playing at least twelve games a season. Baby steps.

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

You know you’ve ruined a sport when people who love it enough to play professionally hate to play it twice a week.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

Wow what a dunk!

I actually live in the attic you pathetic fuck. And having nothing to do with a crime doesn’t excuse celebrating the criminal because he was good at winning nominally amateur athletic events

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

I can’t believe the playoff selection committee won’t let those raped kids get the closure they need!

Think of all the healing that could have happened if they let Penn State in!

She could have been president.

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

What I hate is that with terrible behaviour behind the wheel, destroying someone elses vehicle and then running off, Kang is just re-enforcing into the negative stereotypes people have about Pirates.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

(Vikings lawyers noted that other than the whole “nuke all the gays” thing, Priefer never said anything “inappropriate” or “demeaning” to or about LGBT people.)

I hear you, but it’s like if there was somebody drowning and instead of throwing that person a life preserver, we all just sat around and imagined innovative and disruptive ways to save a drowning life..

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.