So the train was manufactured by BMW?

Bambi was bad but what about DUMBO?? Remember the scene where his mom has been caged b/c she went a little nutso trying to protect her baby? She sings, ‘Baby of Mine’ as she rocks him to sleep with her trunk (it’s sticking out of the cage.) Ouch.

Ooh! I love movies that make me feel awful after.

Missy Elliott taught me that if, after careful consideration I wanted to work it, I would need to put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Sage advice, indeed.

Maddow says treat him like a silent movie. Focus less on what he says, and more on what he’s doing.

Megalolz. That red one in the middle is a total ripoff of the Sexy Vagina costume from “The Daily Show” a couple years ago. C’mon, Kawakubo, cop to it.

The store in Chelsea is always so much fun. I don’t buy anything mind you, but they play no music and get to hear rich people contemplating buying clothes that are really hard(ridiculous) to wear. She creates some really great wearable stuff too, but hearing someone go “so your arm goes here, oh oh I get it” is very…

I love it. Like figures glimpsed in a fever dream. Like a Kandinsky grew legs. The weirdness of it masks the insane craftsmanship.

I really hate those arguments that just go around and around. Men are so abstruse. Later on, after the baby is born or whatever, he’ll tell you what was actually bothering him, give a half-hearted apology, and expect to be off the hook. Grrrr. My suggestion, that I followed with some success after it was offered…

Awwww they’re distant cousins!

My dog is a rescue who didn’t have much comfort in his life before I adopted. He gets cold easily, and when I introduced him to the concept of covers, he couldn’t believe such a wonderful thing existed in the world. He was SO happy — he kept running around wagging his tail like a maniac and then diving under the…

Ahhh...he died doing what he loved.

So this one time we got a brochure from a church in the mail and there was a cartoon pic of a guy being crushed under the weight of his sins. One of the rocks said “porns” on it and we laughed so hard about that. Crushed by the weight of his porns.

Did not know this is a thing that actually happens. Not so funny…

I dunno...from the looks of it, he was really crushed by the whole thing.

These crush fetishes are getting out of hand.

This has gone beyond funny to damn scary. The president is delusional, a lunatic. For the good of the country, he must be removed from the position.

Hasta la vista, baby!