It's Derelicte.

I'm just going to admit it: I don't get all the Channing Tatum lust. I find him almost virtually indistinguishable from Chris Pine or one of the Hemsworths (I mean, he seems like a nice dude I just don't find him at all sexy). Is...is there something wrong with me?

Baby starts daycare on Monday and I go back to work (after 16 weeks off) the following week. I will be a wreck for a while. :(

I’m going to say this and it's going to sound mean but I'm telling you this because I have been exactly where you are and this is what I wish someone had told me: if he loved you, really truly loved you, he would not have done this to you. He would have been honest with you from the beginning because that is what you…

Kind of in need of some reassurance that not everyone in the world is awful today. I was out playing Pokemon Go today (please keep rude comments about that to yourself thanks). I was actually meeting people and talking to people and conquering my anxiety a little and it was great. Then some group of 20 year old boys…

I’m getting married in 56 days to a man I met on OkCupid. I slogged through some awful guys to find him, but it was worth it.

This is going to sound harsh, but I couldn’t think of a nice way to say this.

Well, I’ve finally made it: somebody’s stolen my art to sell as wall stickers. Getting ripped off like that is a rite of passage or something, right?

I wanna know what filter Debra Messing uses on her phone cam because I am totally copying that.

IT GETS WORSE

In regards to the Tom Hanks tweet: At first I thought it was Freddy Krueger. I am blind.

Trust me, she knows very well how they work.

She’s a lady doing Unimportant Things. That’s my guess.

I probably should’ve made a new burner for this, but I doubt he reads Jez, so here goes:

I was dating this guy, and it was really early in the relationship. We’re talking maybe our second or third date. He picked me up and we went canoeing (I know, I know...but I’m an active person that and appealed to me).

Worst date: Dude showed up wearing jorts, carrying 2 handguns and a concealed carry license, and accidentally punched me when over-enthusiastically reaching for his beer.

Existential ennui. I haz it.

Just my usual annoying coworker. It’s so much calmer and happier when she’s on vacation.

I KNOW RIGHT?? I even took it to Kinko’s and made an 18x24 inch print of it so I could maybe see some detail that would give me a clue. I’ve been living with this since 2004. It doesn’t freak me out anymore, since nothing bad has happened. But I must say, It really makes me wonder about buildings, houses, the energy…