“Oh SMIT”

Some people are just naturally clumsy. Now take that, put it in heels and a tight fitting dress and watch what happens.

I’m not a paranoid person but how do they always know?

This is more proof of the “they found out I liked it” theory in action.

At least if they’re killing Defamer that 500 Days thing will be gone.

What the hell? No more Jane Marie and Millihelen? DAMMIT

libraries are great but always attract the weirdest people ever

NEVER!

SOUUUUUUP was clearly a gesture of friendship. Also, GIMME MAH STRAWZ.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

Welp, you’ve sold me on Bitten!

No man that is kissing distance. It’s fiiiiine.

Retta EVERY DAY!

Oh, how I long for an old money reality show. Just some older ladies hanging out in their very old riding togs planning a benefit that they’re not going to buy a new dress for but might possibly get the good jewelry out of the bank for. Double points for when they talk ever so polite smack about people who try to get…

Pauly D is going to hook up with at least two other house guests and end up dating one of them

GO AWAY BRANDI GLANVILLE