Someone go slap E.L. James please and thanks.

Absolutely. The G2 07, purple ink being the preference. Lightweight, smooth line, inexpensive. My go-to favorite.

Absolutely. The G2 07, purple ink being the preference. Lightweight, smooth line, inexpensive. My go-to favorite.

I think the only way to eat guac is by body weight.

I think they know their pizza is shit, which is why they give you the garlic butter. Let’s be real, I’d eat my hand if it was doused with garlic butter.

I thought it was a katy perry costume piece tbh

HOW DARE YOU not refer to Nigel by his full official title NOTED FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER NIGEL BARKER?

It’s a Tribble!

That's not a dog, it's an evolved dustball.

They’re ready.

God bless people who have the patience and talent to truly shop. These finds are awesome and look fantastic on you.

I just want to hang out with you and Maude.

The crazy thing is it wasn’t just one or two people arguing that point. It was an army of commenters, and they were passionate. It was like being in an episode of the Twilight Zone.

Whiskey, barbecue, soy sauce, lime juice, coffee, garlic, paprika, ginger, egg and some bread crumbs.

It’s the packing peanuts of the food world.

She’s mainlining it as we speak, bless her.

Mother likes her food hot. Musn’t upset mother!

I’m still staring at that one in horror.

I think it’s rude to those cats to complain.