The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

In case no one has posted this yet.

Jackie Collins, Judith Krantz, Shirley Conran and Jilly Cooper were my fairy godmothers. Their books stopped time and created a fluffy cloud of pure escapism. Complete with raunchy sex, Hermes bags, Perrier Jouet champagne and panthers on diamond leashes. *sigh* RIP Hollywood Jackie.

I can make a baked mac and cheese that will save your soul.

I lost ten and a half pounds in the last five weeks! I feel pretty awesome about that!

They’re impecably researched books on the sex lives of European royalty that read like novels, full of the obscure and the obscene. Perhaps not the most necessary knowledge to obtain, but definitely interesting.

Painting cabinets is a butt-ton of work and it never really looks right AND has the tendency to look incredibly dated, incredibly fast. Plus, if you have these awesome wood cabinets, why try to make them look like they are plastic or plyboard?

If the cabinets are high quality someone might be willing to buy them off of you. Without seeing the cabinets it’s hard to tell - sometimes a lot can do with new layouts etc with existing cabinets. Even ripping them out and repositioning.

Many bad things have happened this week. But we are awesome. Join me in sharing something you can do that is awesome. I can sing every word of No Diggity while writing out the Fibonacci Sequence. I didn’t know I could do that until Wednesday’s trivia night.

Hey everyone. I feel so lame for being so excited about SNS. I’m really lonely :( My husband travels for work every weekend and I don’t really have any local friends, so I spend a lot of time alone. I’m glad this happens every week. <3 you all.

Fur baby thread!

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

Yes. Sticking to something you just can’t do right no matter how many times you redesign it is a sound strategy that all businesses should follow.

If we’re going to have leftover hurricane weather, THE LEAST IT COULD DO IS FUCKING RAIN. Fuuuuuuuuck this drought.

Guys I just want to share that I left that shitty, awful, soul suckin job a month ago and went back to a previous employer who I loved. I. Am. So. Happy. There will still be stress because it’s the nature of the job, but not that bottomless pit of sadness and anxiety that had consumed me before. Today my boyfriend…

Ain’t nobody but boob punch and my new friends will see this as I am late.

It has been steadily and gently raining all day, and cool enough to snuggle under blankets in bed while keeping windows open. I finally finished watching Netflix’s Borgia, and am now experiencing withdrawal. At one point I had to pee really bad, but, well...

Last week on SNS I posted about my father’s impending death, and so many of you replied to me with your own stories of dealing with dying loved ones. It was more helpful than you can imagine. I just wanted to update and say that my dad died early on Sunday morning, about 10 hours after I posted my story here. It was…

Yaaaaas. Are you in SoCal by any chance? It has been abysmal here this week. I commiserate.