NO. I'm bringing this out of the greys to highlight a VERY WRONG OPINION.

Are you living in my house? Are you my secret Doppelganger?

My partner will get up after I've gone I bed, get food and drinks, and fall asleep with them in his hands once or twice a month. I've woken up to a bed full of spilled chips, candies, and once an entire cup of coffee spilled all over the bed. I'd much rather wake up to him jacking off than rolling over into a puddle…

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

UGH OMG THESE PEOPLE. *head in hands* If the restaurant doesn't have it YOU can't have it. You don't get to go to the theater and hand people your own script.

Vagnoni is 56, a few years older than I am (I'm at the boom's end.). When she writes about the ideas boomers have about how parents should be treated, I have to laugh. Boomers treated their parents like garbage. They had tons of advantages. The kind no group before or since had.

As a woman, you are likely going to die holding hands with your cat either way, as we tend to live longer. So I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Won't the same thing happen to you if you're always reading and looking down at books? I plan on telling everybody I got my smartphone neck crease from being a voracious reader.

Sons of bitches are trying to kill me.

Me, after reading that:

I have a feeling many of you feel that the customer is not always right.

Wait...do other people NOT accidentally punch themselves in the face frequently?

Please take responsibility for your staff, Emma.

My cat looks like Kate Winslet. "Paint me like one of your French girls."

Those bread rolls in the picture look amazing.

Cra-cra is what the pterodactyls say before they rip your eyes out.

For all the amazing stories this year.

As long as it's not red. I'm allergic to the color red.