Next, per tradition, the Hell’s Angels will be called in to secure the situation.

You saying that cast doesn’t stack up to Charlton Heston, Henry Fonda, Robert Mitchum, Glen Ford, James Coburn and Toshiro Mifune??

It’s like they sat down and asked themselves how they could make HGTV whiter.

Alasska Scold Rush 

And don’t drive like my brother! HAW HAW HAW

Just remember, don’t drive like my brother. 

His name isn’t Tim. 

Strategic kitten reserves are a staple of any good party.

I am on record multiple times over the course of my life saying “I’ll eat anything if you deep fry it.”

They are the culinary Algonquin Round Tables of our modern American hegemony.

Isn’t it already a fifth?

“Apologies in advance to every other NFL fanbase. If you think Pats fans are toxically obnoxious after a few rings, strap in. It will be so much worse.”

That’s great, Drew. But who are the Chefs?

Nick:

“So is the Trump campaign consciously dog-whistling at white nationalists or just plain stupid?”

Bleier and Flores have had their heated matchups before, though not since October 20, 1980. Coach Flores came out on top that time.

Penn Stationary

Pictured, breakfast at the Rivers Estate:

This is the one WYTS where Drew prints every fan submission.

Lucille Ball approves: