Please tell me they’re keeping the theme song.

Or burn a soggy bottom.

I saw the trailer for this and The Call of the Wild back-to-back and instantly developed an intense hatred for CGI critters.

It’s spelled SPROTS, dammit!

I’m an Orioles fan. Watching all those teams win World Series titles is like being at another kid’s birthday party and watching him get all the cool presents, then realizing all I have to play with at home are sock puppets.

+1 great and unmatched wisdom

This is everything I adore and despise about the 80s.

As a current O’s fan...I hate everybody.

Paraphrased transcript of an actual conversation with my stepmother in Pennsylvania (I live in Las Vegas):

Wizards gonna wiz.

“I recorded it because I liked it,” Paul says.

Instead, read The Battle of Midway by Craig L. Symonds or Incredible Victory by Walter Lord.

Pretty soon they’ll be as long as their trailers.

I told you once and I told you twice, but you never listen to my advice.

But who will come to Santa Clara’s emotional rescue?

It’s safe to say nobody involved in this fracas is the salt of the earth.

I’ve seen some slo-mo replays of home runs hit this season where the angle of the bat against the ball made me wonder why the result wasn’t a high can of corn to the outfield, or even a pop-up to short.

suddenly their Ivy League Alma Maters’s sports teams are going to start sucking horribly.

“I can see Intergluteal Clefts from my house!”