Ta-Nehisi Coates once described that the way he pulled back from football was the realization that Jerry Jones doesn’t actually care about winning.

one of Al’s best!

I’m a millenial, I love video games, have the unpopular opinion that the steroid era was a chapter to be remembered and recognized just as the juiced ball thing we have going right now. Baseball is easily my favorite sport. That’s bred deep from having been the 4th generation born into a loyal fanbase, and I recognize…

Spy vs. Spy? I thought MAD was shutting down.

They don’t talk about it much, but very few of those Bud bottles get adopted after the game. A lot of them were put down.

Hung for treason? Why, no, ma’am: I like to think I’m hung for pleasin’!

“ I let one marry my girlfriend....I mean my daughter “

“I have Jews that work for me as accountants!”

“Why are people giving me, Derrick Trump, dirty looks? 4/5 is my birthday... so this custom jersey makes sense...”

A shame they didn’t go with the more accurate Tampa Bay Vajay-jays.

Weird, my wife is completely fine with it. Told me she scheduled some pool cleanings. Which is weird because we live in Michigan. And I don’t recall getting a pool installed.

HE HATE TEAMS

Guaranteeing right now DC Defenders gonna lead the league in points allowed because fuck nominative determinism

I wonder how well the Seattle Cobains could run a shotgun formation

I went to college with a grip of Lawnguylanders, and as bad as they can be, it still ain’t shit compared to Baw’mer.

Ray Lewis is a murderer.  Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

This post could easily be renamed Why Your Suburb Sucks: Dundalk

It’s a very good album, very moving, and that trailer was moving too. If his sincerity is an act (and I don’t think it is), I’m willing to buy into it 100%. One of the few artists who can reflect on what it means to get old, which is probably why the new album means so much to me. Can’t wait to see the movie.

“My guys are fucking savages in that fucking juice box, right?”

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