When it comes to knowing nothing, no one is better at it than this POTATUS.

DOUBLE FUCK Marion Barber

my wife (Filipina who is often mistaken as Mexican) only half jokes when she said we’d never move to Arizona because “I’d be deported to a country I’m not from.” 

Man, WYTS turned into Penthouse Forum so slowly I didn’t even notice.

You spelled “Five Guys” wrong.

People have been very confused when they wish me a Merry Christmas and I respond with Hail Satan. Jolly Ol’ Saint Beelzebub

I drink two beers before I drink two beers, and then I drink two more.

I saw that picture of her and honestly thought she was a dude.

Wow the shit really hit the fan there.

It spun in. There were no survivors...

Lordy, I hope there are tapes!

I know...not much of it looks to be the least bit original. Also don’t see too many of these lasting more than a single season.

It’s just a typo, actually was supposed to say “Our Plate”.

Since we’re talking about arbitrary designations, why not make him a defensive back since he has experience on an island.

“Deep balls hang on him”

“The Goddamn Golden Knights Just Swept The Kings”

“I really, really deeply miss about five percent of the experience.”

He said stain.

Update: everyone enjoyed the book. We watched the movie together and everyone except me thought the book was significantly better.