I’ll give you three stars for this. Not four. Not two, except whilst giving two stars to get to three. Five IS RIGHT OUT! Ok, here’s... one, two, five!

Mark Zuckerberg definitely sleeps in a racecar bed.

The Paterno family is always willing to go the Second Mile to deny their complicity in Sandusky’s crimes.

“I’m not sure what Hosmer means by ‘turn around.’”

And she no longer has to pretend Kevin James is funny!

Upvoted for your name.

Ernie Banks spent his whole career asking for this and he wasn’t around to enjoy it.

If you love The Wire, go back and watch Homicide: Life on the Street, with some of the same showrunners— also brilliant and seemingly forgotten nowadays.

That negative is making white people feel uncomfortable. Good thing being a drug addicted,woman beating asshole who may or may not show up for work does not make them feel the same way.

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

That’s a guy who walked into a department store in 1992 and screamed “MAKE ME LOOK LIKE JERRY” and never looked back.

And then he went on to say, “Buenas tardes” to Rep. Grijalva, “Ciao ciao” to Rep. Napolitano, “Woof!” to Rep. Labrador, “’sup?” to Rep McEachin, “Auf Wiedersehen” to Rep. Radewagen, and just shrugged in Rep. Gohmert’s direction.

The small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, you’ve done very good work here. Seriously, good stuff.

+1 Thumb Up (in a tree)

could eventually end the partnership of the two sports giants.

Running this through my Trump Brand Empty-Words-To-Bullshit-Translate-O-Matic:

Aight, well, it’s my turn to pick the book for book club so you better be right.

Collus18n

Everybody needs money. That’s why they call it money.

I would guess our beloved pink slime will still be in there. It’ll just be fresh Pink Slime.