Polish blogs don’t have this problem!

The Ramones could barely play and their music is better than all the jazz ever created.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

The guy who did those funny impersonations of JFK?

What kind of wood doesn’t float?

She is painfully attractive.

Fun fact: This is a live capture from this year’s week 12 Thursday game!

I have a three year old Samsung and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks.

It was so easy to not watch the NFL this season. When an organization makes it clear that they have no concern whatsoever for our collective lives, not supporting it or being interested in it becomes pretty easy.

Hit me on AOL!

What a lowbrow low blow for Bob Loblaw.  

I briefly considered sticking up for Sosa’s induction into the HoF, but then I thought, “Fuck it...there’s already enough white guys in there.”

This might be an unpopular or even radical opinion, but maybe it is not necessary to revive every god-damn tv series ever made?

Ah, the nuclear option. I like how you think.

Ha!

But, as a 49-year-old, you know NEVER to put anything in writing that could come back to bite you - especially with the Internet. She should have telephoned and made her pitch, whereupon White Moose management would have laughed in her face and hung up on her, leaving her with private hurt feelings instead of public…

In related news, Don Imus is still alive.

I think more headlines about crime should be written in Minnewegian. “A Lotta Guys Wouldn’t Have Chained Their Kids to the Bed”, “Uff Da! Man Arrested in Shooting Plot”, “Is Donald Trump’s University a Fraud? You Bet!”, et cetera.

we are not aware of a single complaint from anyone attending our games that they were expecting to see the parachute team and not a professional hockey game.

really there’s no better way to represent America than going downhill fast