My wife, which makes me sad.

I thought that was Dit-ka.

I honestly have wondered if he will. I’m sure First Lady Ivanka will tell him it’s what he has to do, but he’ll show up, sit there like a petulant child, then bail at the earliest opportunity for Mar-a-Lago.

Why not both?

Also remember, Netflix canceled the fantastic Longmire, which featured a number of well-developed Native American characters and actors, including Zahn McClarnon and Graham Greene.

As would Thurman Munson.

Yeah, well, we watched a couple of episodes and were left unimpressed. Josh Groban’s character lacked charisma, and Tony Danza was just plain annoying.

I’ve always found his personality to be somewhat Blanda.

“What if Coldplay rode a motorcycle?”

The wailing and gnashing of teeth among the fair-weather fans—which, essentially, is all of them—here in Las Vegas is both mind-boggling and deliciously entertaining.

Cheeky!

Yes, you could practically hear Rose’s knee pop.

I was born in Hershey.

I am stealing that shit.

I think when we talked about how to really divest your fandom from the NFL, and Drew mentioned “if your team wins a Super Bowl” as the surest way to stop caring...

That photo — did you steal it from @EmptySeatsGalore?

Rub dirt on it.

It’s also no way to go through life, son.

In other words...cheese turds?