Native Pennsylvanian here. Which is the first time I’ve dared to admit it since November 9, 2016.

Greg is a close second. I swear, he must’ve adapted his prose and style from old-timey Penthouse Forum letters.

Thanks! Yours is great, too!

Oligarchs gonna oligarch!

But the man made some great board games back in the day.

Huh. I live in Las Vegas and this is the first I’ve heard the Aces are in the middle of a contentious playoff race.

Waiting for the movie adaptation...

“A joyous Yule to you, too.”

Check out the next time he gazes adoringly at Putin. The man’s all Stasi-eyed.

Thank you! We need more AAA highlights!

#WhatAboutIsm

After reading this, I had to bottle-up my emotions.

There’s a guy here at work whose job, as far as I can tell, is to wander from cube to cube at least four times a day, unleashing his irritating cartoon laugh that sounds like a cross between a sneeze and Muttley on unsuspecting coworkers (i.e., my coworkers, not his, as he works in a different divison).

What a coincidence! I spent the day on a grassy knoll.

It’s all about heritage.

Bedside meany.

Oh come one, don’t you like a little head with your beer?

Unless you’re a Baltimore Orioles’ fan.

Yes. Yes, she did.

Yes. Yes, she is.