In all seriousness, could someone please explain to me how this show maintains sufficient popularity to keep coming back, year after year?

Fuck you, you magnificent bastard.

I picked up an O’Hara’s stout at a convenience store during our trip to Dublin in November ‘14. Fan-frickin’-tastic stuff.  Now, I am a Guinness loyalist, but I was thrilled when I found O’Hara’s at my local liquor store. Also found a bomber of the barrel-aged stout last night, which is being saved for a special…

+10 Wonderlic points

Before everyone starts yelling at me, there are no Big Ten teams on this list, because the Big Ten is ass.

I find it disheartening to realize we’ll never know the thrill of Moroni hitting a full-court buzzer-beater.

Hap and Leonard’s second season debuts tonight. He’ll be there.

Dammit. “Firedover” was my Wayne Tracker alias.

Came for a Serge and Coleman reference; I will sleep well tonight.

Ummmmmmm...no.

Does this mean I forfeit coverage because I have a Galaxy S7?

Oh God, this. I live in Las Vegas where you can practically buy liters of beer from a drive-through window; but I was born and raised in Pennsylvania, where in order to purchase beer you must first go to a state-sanctioned store, swear undying allegiance to the ghost of Ben Franklin, then recite the surnames of at…

Many years ago on a Saturday, NBC broadcast a Jets-Dolphins game with no announcers. It was fantastic; I found myself actually paying attention to what was happening on the field instead of listening to play-by-play and washed-up-former-player-color guy feeding me inane details. And, to heighten the realism of “it’s…

I just turned 55. How-Old.net thinks I am 49. I’ll take it.

Obviously, the kid’s father is a Boise State booster.

Now I will never hear Herb Alpert the same way again. But kudos for saving us from yet another rendition of “Yakety Sax.”

I wouldn’t trust an actor with my Starbucks order.

Are there any shows that I should be watching on CBS?

#BringBackPsych

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