+1 seceding hairline

Out of 38 around the table (not counting Trump), there are 31 30 white men, 6 white women, and 1 black man, and 1 orange man.

The 35-year-old still hopes to find a team later this season, assuming the market gets hot for guys who throw 90-mph fastballs.

Oooooooooooooooooo’s!

Huzzah!

You missed one.

Ivanka? Sure.

No brains, all Braun.

They’re using foam balls?

Well, no man is an island.

It’s just locker-room talk.

Windbags Castle?

Dr. Phil: Quack quack quack, quack quack quack y’all?

+1 slapping sound

While we’re at it, can we please trade first ladies?

“I’d be lost without them.”

Lede: buried.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around Vegas with hockey.

Kamloops Koyotes, anyone?

Warren/Franken (or vice-versa, either way works for me) 2020!