Day 5: Dirk Long

Overall, Long’s re-election committee burned through $173,000 from April through June — more than any other House member from Missouri and well over the $99,000 Long raised over the same period last year.

The woman can get PR with a wink and a smile.

I keep thinking I should chip in a comment here, but I would probably be reduced to a spuddering idiot.

Go Indians!

They lack a high motor?

Mmm, no. I tried to give this one a fair shake, but got bored in a hurry. Which is sad because I really like Johnny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu.

Rumor has it the Mets were interested in him, except this guy doesn’t want the competition.

You creamed that one.

Hopefully the home run king will get another job in baseball soon. That is, if he wants one.

Maybe I am in the minority here, but I do not find Ivanka all that attractive. At any age.

Q: What does an Arkansas girl say after sex?

+1 running with scissors

“When we invade Bolivia, we will take their marching powder, I guarantee you.”

I, too, am old enough to “remember” Up With People. Which means, gazed upon through the foggy prism of time, I remember Up With People being the result of breeding The Osmonds with The Brady Bunch and tossing in a few Duggars just for good measure.

Emmitt’s hotcakes on the upchucking NFL games was always a source of inert-tainment for me.

Can we do away with the news and sports scroll at the bottom of the screen during games, period?

I consciously try to avoid calling my Hawaiian friends* “brah” for fear I may be charged with cultural appropriation. Though I do love the shirts.

I like you. You have a good Seoul.

You think she cheats on Dad?