...yet the NFL approves it some league-sanctioned pandering...

I do love the classics.

Apparently, she wasn’t the one that he wanted.

You are heroic.

+1 Arnold Horshack laugh

“I got a lot of confidence in our two-minute (drill), and I sometimes push the envelope on that, on getting to the next play.”

He’s just answering the question, “So how many quality starts have you logged since the Orioles traded for you back in July?”

I was hoping those idiots in the video would do the Hoagie-Pokey.

Big hitter, the Lama.

A Titanic haiku:

You mean the La-Z-Boy you bought back in ’84.

Looks like the rest of MLB has lost faith in the Fathers.

Zuni or later, someone will look at that poster and make a perverted Sac and Fox joke. And when they do, I will Washo my hands of it.

My wife is a nurse, and she is on Facebook, and she would never dream of doing such vulgar shit.

#LOLRams

Seriously, shouldn’t the paper be called The Daily Earthquake?

This is why I gave up watching the NFL. A few years back the Wall Street Journal cited a study which found the average NFL telecast of 3+ hours contains about 11 minutes of actual football “action”—which I suppose includes one of the least action-y plays in any sport, the thrilling and spine-tingling fair catch…

So which ones are the stars?

+1 for Monitor-ing this post