It will probably happen in Vegas.

“I’d get us out of this deficit,” he said. “I’d stop spending billions of taxpayer dollars on stadiums and probably get us out of debt and maybe make the billionaires who actually benefit from the stadiums pay for them. That kind of seems like a system that would work for me.”

Perhaps Ventura ought to pick on someone his own size. Like this guy:

I’m an an Orioles fan and I feel for you. If you recall, we used to have a human pustule named Armando Benitez who had the same less-than-flattering temperament as Ventura.

Ah, the good old days...

@Mets June 21 and 22.

Make America’s Pasttime Great Again!

Oh yeah that is the best. It’s like, “Oh shit, here we go. Come on, guys, let’s trot out there and stand around staring at each other for a few minutes, then we’ll stroll back and finish the keg. Whaddya say?”

See, I didn’t find it scary at all. Just slow. It’s a long-ass haul from Paia to Hana and back again-taking into account stops along the way-and it’s definitely something I would not do at night. No, I wouldn’t classify it as “scary.” But then I live in Las Vegas and damn near every freeway and surface street here is…

AND MARRIED TO TRUMP!

In the words of another famous Yogi, “When you get to a fork in the road, take it.”

MLB: @Yankees announce team policy change, will now allow players to grow facial hair.

Yinz are funny.

Little known sort of true fact: The last pick in the 1980 MLB draft was notified via Candygram.

Telegram theft was a real thing in the 80s.

I just saw Buddy Guy do that last weekend. But then, he’s Buddy Frickin’ Guy.

Bumgarner + these guys:

You’re welcome.

What could possibly go wrong?

Calling Baylor a Catholic university Madrasa would probably definitely guaran-damn-fucking-teed provoke a stronger reaction from the administrators than the actual assaults did.