Someone should remind Fowler that the only truly affordable seats at Petco are on a grassy knoll outside of the ballpark.

As much as I admire Ms. Hamilton for all she’s accomplished since the shark attack, it’s also apparent she would still have both arms if she’d had a bigger boat.

The clot thickens!

+1 Branch Davidian BBQ

“Damn Pony Express.”

Think of the dead brain cells! How will their families survive?

The thing that worries me about honesty in exit interviews is the possibility that what you say—no matter how earnest and, in your mind, helpful—could be construed as burning bridges.

This:

Um, thank you for chiming in?

Binghamton Huh?

“A woman, a Jew, and a circus peanut walk into a presidential election...”

The Hawaiian Honeycreeper. Because look at that beak.

It is interesting that NONE of the three Bernie-istas you reached for comment about threats they sent to the Nevada Democratic Party Chair live in or are registered to vote in Nevada.

How long ago did Martin Shkreli make that vidoe?

Out of four choices presented, I vote for “other.”

They Shanghaied it.

And I bet hsi wife is barefoot and pregnant in the Kitchener.

Harper, ya, but he’s Morman, so, no fun.

Make fun of the Bills all you want, but the games are an absolute blast (inside and outside the stadium).