What is the old timey mustache looking think on the inside of the frunk?

I watched a pretty good chunk of the Nurburgring race, which was great. I also have to say the Radio Le Mans broadcasters tend to spoil me for other race announcers, especially when they’re a little tired and snarky. A great race with crazed weather and a lot of intense action was punctuated by a discussion of gummy…

Since Netflix didn’t get Clarkson, May and Hammond, maybe it can create its own car show with Tiff Needell. Add in, oh, Matt Farah and Jack Baruth and I’d watch it.

Super soakers must be filled with beer. Which gives another sponsorship opportunity for the brand of beer!

Last time I went car shopping, as far as colors were concerned I was hoping for one in dark green. But that color, as most greens, seemed to have been left behind in the 90s.

Immediately noticed that to and went back to make sure that was what I saw. I’ll step away from the internet before going on a “fake disabled” tirade.

The bumper falling off and not having any rope to tie it back up and get home. Source: Having once owned an Olds Cutlass Supreme.

Given the current Honda, a new S2000 would probably be around $60,000, only come with a dual clutch automatic, have non-defeatable nannies and be marketed by portraying 22 year old models cruising around Asheville in search of a new microbrewery while listening to Snarky Puppy.

I recommend watching the trailer with the sound muted and instead having The Cardigans’ “My Favorite Game” on in the background. (I suppose you’d have to be old enough to have experienced GT2 for the full effect.)

I learned on a Ford Pinto that I bought for $200. It came in pretty handy, especially on hills, as I don’t recall ever being tailgated. I also recall that, if I let the car roll back just a bit, I could occasionally catch a glimpse of a horrified face in the mirror. (The Top Secret Pinto scene may have helped)

I meant to say bench seats. Oops.

My first car was a plymouth ex-police cruiser with bucket seats and the old fashioned seat belts. I was driving it while dressed in a suit and not wearing the seatbelt when I took a corner too hard. I wound up on the passenger side grasping at the steering wheel to keep from crashing into anything. After that I used…

Commuters. Or even pedestrians.

The last time I car shopped, in 2012, I found things much easier than previous attempts. It helped that my high-mileage Honda kept going so I had some time.

I found some contenders, like a Tercel and a mostly unmolested Integra GSR, but my nominee is this ‘82 Mercedes Benz 240D which has already traveled more than 300K miles.

Will Manziel have to perform Bieber songs for his fellow inmates in Texas?

So the owners least likely to misspell “bumper” (at least in that way) drive vehicles with a misspelled brand name?

I tend to drive briskly, which can be a challenge at times as I live in Ohio. I’ve never owned a radar detector, however. I decided a while ago that when I get pulled over I may or may not get a ticket, depending on a few factors. But if the officer sees a radar detector, there’s no doubt that I’m getting one.

It’s kind of easy to pick cars like Porches as BMW Ms as a number of people will always find them desirable.

Since Archer already has several nominations, I’ll go with Red vs Blue.