You mean the phantom roughing the passer.

Hell of a fucking game, though.

Fucking Trump's still in office and the Patriots are in the Super Bowl again. 2019 can already eat a dick

Is And 1 still a thing? 

The shot selection of Marshall Henderson. The circuitous sound-and-fury dribbling of Lance Stephenson. The height of Earl Boykins.

He double-dribbles and carries you say?

I think he’s going to be a one-and-done. I also think he’s not going to the NBA. 

“A tiny tip can make a difference? Huh. Well, I’ll never know.”

Surprised that the Washington Capitals winning the Stanley Cup did not make this list. They finally got over the Penguins and celebrated for like four months. 

You have the Eagles (my #1 choice), so I would have to add US Women’s Hockey FINALLY beating Canada and winning gold in the Olympics.

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I can’t print the photos because I used up my ink printing digital tickets

Here is something that may be of assistance:

Yeah, a framed printout of a digital ticket that is 70% ads and 5% barcode is definitely the same thing as having a physical ticket as a souvenir.  Sure thing. 

When I was 7 I got in a pretty bad car wreck  and I’ll never forget the look of determination and pure strength on my mother as she lifted the paddle to beat my ass for taking the parking break off. 

Can we get an official update on Drew? You don’t have to get into specifics or anything, just a simple “he is doing better should be back soon” would be nice.

More people need shame this person for their ass math

That was a pretty good attempt, actually.  Hopefully Drew will be back soon to give you a little spit and polish on that. 

Come on, “Philip SHIVERS” was right there, man.

(Flubbed the landing, you sounded more like Count Floyd there, but good hustle.)