Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

Why is beating Beathard considered a hard beat, again? The Packers, helmed by Rodgers, shouldn’t have been anywhere near this situation in the 4th quarter.

Remember that time Kyle Shanahan blew the super bowl because he wouldn't just run the ball? Same deal tonight. 2 minutes left, GB has no timeouts. SF has gained 174 yards on the ground and Shanahan throws on first, second and third down. First down gains seven yards. Second down, incompletion, stops the clock. Third…

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

Have you guys noticed that when players are in the green zone, you can see their auras?

Yeah yeah yeah but remember that time a Democrat called people—*gasp*—deplorable?! Peak incivility. My pearls have budded baby pearls, I clutched them so hard.

Connor and White seemed to be the only ones not picking up on the fact that Khabib was not fucking playing.

I would argue that McGregor’s fans ARE all racists. Conor himself is unequivocally racist & I think if you support an unapologetic racist you are by definition a racist. You can’t find racism acceptable without being a racist. That’s just how it works.

“What he should have done was walk over, pick Conor up and say some great things to one of other. Whatever you think of Conor, at least respect the guy.”

Couldnt make it that far, the movie was so fucking boring with bad dialogue interspersed with some bad action scenes. Yet people loved this movie so what do I know

I started saying NONONONONO over and over, trying to push it past my lips, but in the dream I couldn’t quite do it.

One of my kids had night terrors for about 6 months when he was 1 (or 2, things tend to get hazy when it comes to kids’ ages). 2 or 3 times a week he’d wake us up screaming his head off, absolutely losing his shit. You’d pick him up and comfort him & he’d have no idea who was holding him or what you were saying for…

If they didn’t show the Gladiator Hulk scene in the trailers, Ragnarok would have been the greatest movie in superhero history, if not all movie history. It’s still in my top three or so.

In theory I liked the fight scene.  What kept it from being good is that you knew nobody was going to get hurt in any serious way.  There were no stakes.  Took the air right out of it.

Probably because the buffet place is giving you rendered hog anus instead of salmon.

Fuck that. Write what you feel, Libby. Most people are adult enough to recognize that Democrats are both feckless cowards and also 100% better for the country than Republicans.  

FWIW, I think Roe will effectively never be reversed. It’s simply much easier to rerun a bunch of the post-Roe cases, but with a much more conservative Court. Casey says that states can’t put an “undue burden” on people seeking abortions and it’s just simpler to raise that standard so high as to be meaningless. So,…

You forgot to point out that he forgot the word “idea” in the first sentence reply to Andrew.  If you wanna grade the paper, grade the WHOLE paper.

Don’t google this. I made that mistake. But then again, you should be familiar with the ocular region so maybe it’s not as distressing.

I simultaneously really want to see a picture of this and don’t want to see a picture of this at all.