“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

Ha! This deserves way more north stars.

Clay Travis is the guy who parks too far away from the gas pump so no one can pull behind OR next to him.

Creating a rule that’s never needed but closes a fun loophole is basically the mission statement of the NCAA.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

Let me guess: the fucking Patriots are going to get him for a song.

Amazing. I want this fire to burn all season.

Golden Knights? Lame.

Wow, Taiwan got ROC’d.

I wish I got this joke :(

Laura, you’re like, really going all-in on being the centrepiece of the next Dead Letters eh? Trump, Bills fans and Portnoy in one week? Yikes.

Where the fuck did “Great Moments in Poop History” go?!?! Are you trying to distance yourself from poo stories? Fun Bag has been lacking poop in the Email of the Week section as well.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

“And the dude who organized it still sent me a fucking BILL for the group’s strip club tab.”

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.