Until Trubisky shaves, I refuse to take him seriously. He looks like someone who grew a ‘stache last Movember and mistakenly thought it looked good enough to keep. I’d take Kyle Orton’s neckbeard over Mitch’s pasted-on novelty facial hair any day.

Nah. Like Brady, he makes average receivers look like the love children of Jerry Rice and Randy Moss, but he has to do it after being down by two scores in the 4th quarter of EVERY FUCKING GAME, because Green Bay’s defense is a sieve and he finally gets tired of running McCarthy’s plays and says “Fuck you Jobu, I do…

This deserves way more stars. 

I’m sorry your feelings are offended, snowflake. Take your ass to Barstool instead. No-one’s gonna miss you here. 

Right! Just like all those butthurt liberal politicians who cry about the lack of civility and manners when they get confronted at a restaurant over their shitty policies that harm the average American.

Counterpoint: fuck off.

As if I needed more reasons to hate the Penguins. 

Depending on where your head is at, she’s the perfect height. 

I work at a software company and between the self-promoting t-shirts we get at every company event, and the branded merch other companies give us to promote their developer tools, I’ve doubled the number of logo tees in my house in about a year.

That halftime score though... I mean, dayum.

It was the MLB Network crew (which includes Pedro Martinez) that asked him about growing up a Red Sox fan.

Is that with or without their defense?

Lolz. Ok my dude. 

“How do you separate the fan base from the team?”

My white kid goes to a mostly white school and they got to pick a famous historical character to do a report on in 4th grade. He chose Michael Jackson (yeah, I know. I haven’t told him all the sordid details just yet), and even HE knew you shouldn’t paint your face to look black (I also haven’t explained that part…

Logged in just to reply to this. I was on a Mediterranean cruise that docked in the south of France, and in the parking lot outside of the harbor terminal was a public toilet. It was a stainless steel hut, bigger than a port a potty, about the size of a small garden shed. I went inside and it was like the Terminator…

“Sacrificing your body for a game? That’s not sacrifice. Giving your life in the military so some old white billionaire can reap profits from oil and defense stocks? Now that’s a sacrifice. #MAGA”

Oh, here we go with the “free education” take.

There he is. The “they made a choice” guy. A few thoughts in response: